Elmer the bull (mascot of Elmer's Glue) and Elsie the cow (mascot of Borden's milk) are an official couple and have 4 children together....

A FIE UPON THE HOUSE OF WHOEVER BROUGHT SUCH AN UNGODLY ABOMINATION INTO THIS WORLD. Seriously though, this kind of hurts to look at.

One of the many things that My Octopus Teacher gave me to ponder was this very basic fact about crustacean locomotion. I was born in...